Apparently the ocean in Pacific Northwest is polluted with caffeine. So now you can just drink seawater instead of starbucks. I can almost visualize all the fish, strung up on coffee, jumping in and out of the water all day long. Their version of bouncing off the wall.

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2012/07/120730-caffeinated-seas-pacific-northwest-caffeine-coffee-science/